Warning: This story may make you horny.
When women are asked what they find most attractive in a guy, the most common answer is "A sense of humor." This isn't actually entirely true, but it makes sense on a pretty obvious level: people like people who make them happy. But there is also a less known fact about happiness that contributes to the experience that most women have of being attracted to someone who is funny. This effect is the result of happiness increasing endorphin levels and the fact that high endorphin levels can quickly lead to another intense emotion.
"Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck."
Brianna laughed, her now uninhibited smile even brighter then those of the other three people in our little circle. We had migrated outside to tell jokes in a place that the music was just soft enough to talk.
"Allright, what has three legs and an arm?" One of the other girls began, "A pit bull."
And again everyone laughed. I smiled at Brianna and asked her, "Feeling better," chasing the question with a drink from the cup in my hand.
"Yes," she said, and smiled back, "Although my cheeks hurt."
Brianna rubbed her cheeks with her hands and then put her arms around my neck and stood on her toes, giving me a quick kiss on the cheek, "Thank you," She whispered in my ear. I smiled and set my drink on a railing.
"You want a ride home?" I asked her, looking into her happy eyes. She shook her head yes and we excused ourselves from the party.
As I drove, the conversation continued, bits of jokes and small talk. When we came to a stop light, I remembered;
"On a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
Brianna laughed and smiled playfully at me, I kept my eyes on the road, but even through my peripheral vision I could tell she was trying to ignore how attracted to me she felt.
"Was tonight the first time you've been in a deep trance before?" I asked her and immediately, even out of the corner of my eye, I could see her body relax.
"Yes," she said, almost dreamily, her eyes dilated and fixed.
"It's nice to be able to be empty, without a care in the world as your thoughts drift over an endless sea of happy, isn't it?"
"Yes," she said, as she drifted deeper.
"Let yourself go, let yourself be empty except for the pure feeling of bliss you feel deep inside. Let go of everything except that wonderful feeling that seems to ripple everywhere within you right now. Little waves of pure bliss, surrounded in it, letting yourself see happy in every word as it gently washes over you until there is no one left standing on the water, just a deep sea of happy.
Below the surface, below the waves of perfect happiness, you can see my words moving. So deep in the water that you can't even understand them all consciously. The words move deep within you, so deep within you that it's like they are your own thoughts, your own perfect happy thoughts drifting deep within your empty mind.
Now, deep within the ocean I want you to see the truth of the matter, that when I make you smile, when I let you see happy, you feel an attraction to me because of the simple fact that I make you feel so good. This is the real secret of why women are attracted to men who can make them laugh. Humor is a way of pushing someone else's buttons, and if a man can make you laugh, he can probably also make you moan.
That effect is going to get even stronger now. Every time I make you see happy, it's not just that you feel twice as happy as you did the moment before, but the very fact that I am making you feel that, makes you feel twice as attracted to me as you were the moment before. When that wave of happiness rolls through you, below the surface you also feel a wave of attraction flood through your wet lower regions.
This feeling of attraction grows every time, just like the feeling of being happy, and because its doubling, it only takes five times before you are more attracted to me then you have ever been to anyone. You'll won't be able to control how much you flirt with me, or how much your body expresses your attraction, because just like the waves of happiness, the waves of attraction will be bigger then you've ever felt. The happier you get right now, the more you want me.
And as those waves of attraction get bigger, the feeling of happiness will mix with a feeling of sexual need. Laughing will become much more then just fun. Once you clearly see me through happy eyes, you will feel laughter like you've never felt it before.
The more you see happy, the more laughter will feel like sex. The way your breasts bounce as you laugh feels sexy. The way your stomach contracts as you giggle feels just like the way your pussy contracts when you are being fucked perfectly. The more you see happy, the more laughing will cause pleasure. By the fifth time I tell you to see happy, laughing will feel just as good to you as sex.
Now, go to the place deep within the water to where the feeling of being tickled is. Find the feeling of the funniest thing you have ever heard. Find the uncontrollable laughter of the funniest word in the world deep within yourself: gigglegasm.
From now on, gigglegasm is the funniest word you have ever heard or seen. It's so funny in fact that it not only makes you laugh hysterically, it makes your pussy laugh hysterically. Whenever you see, hear, or read the word "gigglegasm" your pussy will contract with your laughter just like it does when you are cuming. And so, when you find yourself laughing hysterically at that word, you will find yourself uncontrollably laughing yourself all the way to an orgasm.
The gigglegasm will feel different then any orgasm you've ever felt because is an orgasm of happiness. You feel it in your breasts as they bounce with laughter. You feel it in your pussy as your legs press together around your laughing pussy. You feel it in your cheeks as you laugh and cum simultaneously. You feel it in the intense emotion of orgasmic happiness every time that word makes you laugh uncontrollably.
Now, imagine the sea of happy calm again, you standing on top of it. Blank this trance, only remembering how happy and good you feel to be in such a deep trance, and when you wake from this trance you will continue to be in this very good mood.
1 Waking up, slowly but surely, still smiling, feeling calm and refreshed, content and happy.
2 Waking up, remembering how good it felt to be empty, but glad to be waking up to being so happy.
3 More awake, your mind returning to normal as you smile, stretch and become aware of your body.
4 More awake, like waking from a dream
5, Wide awake.
How are you feeling?" I asked her, "I think we're almost at your place."
"I'm sorry I fell asleep," she said, "I think I was just tired out from having such a good time."
"Don't worry. See happy," I sang with a smile.
Brianna laughed out loud and corrected me playfully, "Be happy. You're silly," never realizing that she had completed the sentence perfectly.
Out of the corner of my eye I could see her smile and bite her lip as she looked at me. Then almost as if catching herself she turned to look out the window as she played with her hair.
"I'm just glad to have you smiling. I do like to see happy in your face too you know." I pulled the car into the parking lot of the college dorms.
"Don't worry. Be happy," she sang again, almost absent mindedly. Then, before I could even put the car in park, she turned to me and asked playfully, "Would you like to walk me to my room?"
I turned the car off and looked at Brianna, she was smiling from ear to ear and met my gaze with a kind of playfulness that almost dared me to kiss her. She shifted a little in her seat, adjusting her skirt to try and hide the fact that she needed to move her legs around a growing arousal.
"Sure, I'd love to," I said, pretending not to have noticed the fact that she was clearly flirting with me. I held my keys up, "You know, I locked my keys in the car the other day. But it was alright, I was still inside."
She laughed and bit her lip, and almost looked disappointed as I opened my door and got out of the car rather then leaning in and kissing her. I walked around and opened her door, helping her out of the car with an outstretched hand. As she stood, bent lower, whispering in her ear, "See happy."
"Be happy." She smiled, lost in my blue eyes, and before I could say anything else her arms had wrapped around my neck and her lips were pressed against my own. I felt her body press into mine, her breasts against my chest, warm and soft. For a moment I let myself get lost in the kiss, our lips exploring each others' in a breathless embrace.
Brianna wasn't sure when she had started feeling so needy for touch. It was almost as if her happiness at some point had become exciting. She felt lost and engulfed in the smell of my cologne, the taste of my lips a mixture of smile and need that gave her butterflies in her stomach.
When my hands reached down and cupped her supple ass, her back arched, and goose bumps rushed up the length of her back and across the top of her head. She felt a little woosh of heat between her legs as something deep inside begged for more. It felt as if her body, no longer able to contain all the happiness, was forced to let some of it become arousal, and now, it was growing impossible to contain even that arousal.
I pulled away from her kiss, her lips still reaching for mine, and I took her hand, walking towards the dorms. I could tell by the way she pulled close to my body that she didn't want me to go home just yet, so as we walked into the dorms I flirted with her a little bit, "I don't know how long I can stay, I'm pretty tired."
She looked at me with a kind of shock, "I stayed up all night last night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
Brianna actually laughed so hard that she practically fell into my arms and for the first time I could detect a hint of moaning somewhere within it
Brianna felt the laughter everywhere, it was almost like an aphrodisiac. Her clit throbbed as she leaned into my arms, laughing against my chest and holding onto my shirt to keep her balance. Her breasts felt swollen and tingly as she quivered against my body and for the first time she was absolutely certain she wanted me inside of her as soon as physically possible.
I pulled back from her gently, hearing her quickened breathing as a look of confused lust crossed her face, "Why do you like me so much?" I asked her with the kind of directness that made her weak in the knees.
"You're funny," She said, pressing her hips against mine, making my dick begin to feel warm and heavy.
I moved back and opened the door to the stairwell, pulling her inside with one smooth motion, "I'm funny and you're sexy, lets see you walk up those stairs, and I want to see happy the whole way." I could see it in her eyes, a rush of happiness and arousal directed at me so completely that it seemed to overtake every aspect of her.
Brianna's smile dripped with desire as she walked backwards to the first step, her eyes locked to mine in a kind of wild seduction that made me wonder if we'd even make it to her room.
She turned, and took her first step, letting her skirt hike up a little as she did. She looked back over her shoulder, smiling a smile so naughty it made my dick throb to life. Then another step further exposed the back of her legs, and another, and another, until the combination of movements had fully exposed a wet spot visible on her panties.
I walked up the stairs slowly behind her, watching her butt sway as her smile only grew with each step and I wondered exactly how much longer I could possibly hold out before my own arousal made me bend her over.
We reached the top of the stairs and she turned to face me, hiking up her skirt all the way for me to see. I joined her with a kiss, my hands exploring her exposed butt as her breathlessness quickly turned to moans of giddy pleasure.
For a moment we just kissed, our bodies pressed against each other at the top of the stairs, her pussy grinding against my hardness, lost in passion. In a last moment of clarity, I managed to pull down her skirt just as someone opened the door behind her. We stood to the side, trying to pretend we were just talking, as a girl walked quickly down the stairs, turned, and went out the door below. When the door at the bottom of the staircase closed with a bang, we both nearly collapsed in laughter.
I pulled her up, opening the door and moving us into the hall way with the fifth trigger; "See happy."
She looked at me and I knew that her attraction had reached a kind of critical mass as pulled me by the hand towards her door with urgency. Just before she went to open it, I stopped her as if someone had just come into the hall, "Did you see that?" I asked.
"What?" She replied looking down the hall.
"I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second," and as she burst into laughter, I took her over the edge, "Gigglegasm."
Brianna laughed, her legs went week, her pussy flooded. The laughter that rocked her body did so with the intensity of sex. Her pussy contracted as she shook, pulling herself into my body and digging her nails into my back as she literally humped my leg. I felt her wetness through my pants as the laughter turned to deep, giggling, moans of pleasure, and for a long moment, I just held her there in the hall, shaking.
For a minute she didn't move other then the shuddering of aftershocks, her face buried against my chest. Then, quickly, she turned to the door, reached into her purse, and fumbled for her keys with a shaky hand. She dropped the purse when she found them, opened the door and kicked it inside with reckless abandon, turning only to grab my hand and pull me inside after her.
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Jokes quoted from my two favorite comedians: Stephen Wright and Mitch Hedrom.